
(What did you think we meant?) Unlike the green porcupine surface in our backyard, the grass in SoCal was soft and lush.

Eden ponders life's great mysteries, like:

"Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" and "If
IHOP is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?"

Here Eden responds to the old man screaming "Get off my lawn you friggin' kids!"
1 comment:
we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway because (as I always say) English make no sense.
And IHOP has locks on the doors against the Jews, if they recognize a Jew before he’s already in, they lock the doors, they use the old phrase ‘we’re sorry it’s a close party for friends only’…
Ho yah, baby looks delicious.
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